So you're from 'ull....

1. You know exactly what someone means when they said 'im off onta road'

2. You elongate all of your 'oooo' sounds...eg. 'farv oooooh, farv ooooh, farv oooooh' -translated to 505050.

3. You couldn't care less that The Deep is the world's only submarium.

4. You've had a pattie buttie.

5. You've gone to Hull Fair nearly every year of your life.

6. You know that Bob Carvers is the best place to eat at Fair.

7. You always see that big hole in the ground down Whitefriargate, but never really know why its there.

8. You prounounce Whitefriargate 'witefrigate' and no one understands you if they're not from Hull.

9. You know what a croggy and a tenfoot is.

10. East Hull- KR. West Hull- FC. Fact.

11. You know Whitefriargate is emo central.

12. You don't think that there is anything odd about a white telephone box.

13. Boyes is prounounced 'boysies'

14. It's 'Prinny Quay' and 'Prospect Cenner'

15. You say 'of' when you're supposed to say have. Eg. 'Yeah I would of done it.

16. You say going into town, even though Hull is a city.

17. You say 'cheers drive' when you get off the bus.

18. You know that the band Everything But The Girl were from Hull and were named after a shop on Bev Road.

19. You know that if there's one place you'll get in underage; its Spiders.

20. You don't consider Cottingham, Hessle, Beverley etc as a part of Hull, and you tend to think they're posh.

21. You're allowed to slag Hull, but when someone else does, it gets PERSONAL. Haha.

22. You frequently wonder, WHAT THE FUCK is that tele doing in town?

23. You say 'proper' a lot.

24. You know what 'gizza skeg' means.

25. You were so fucking proud when City got in the Premiership! :')

26. You love the smell of the cocoa factory!

27. You feel at home when you come back to Hull and see the Humber Bridge! :D

28. You know the difference between a chav and a townie.

29. ITS CALLED A FUCKING BREADCAKE!

30. You know that 'rag' means to take the piss out of.

31. You know not to go round the back of Staples unless you want to be paid for sexual favours

32. YOU LOVE PETER LEVY, Look North and his weathery friend Paul's banter!